More Presidential Anagrams

First, favorites with titles included:

President John McCain
Nerd Champ's Injection
Majestic Chin, End Porn

Vice President Sarah Palin
Saltine Viper Spin Charade
A Revised Anarchist Nipple

President Barack Obama
A Barbarian's Mocked Pet
A Bad Perk: Sectarian Mob

Vice President Joseph Biden
Hidden Penis, Per Objectives
Pretend Jive Behind Copies

Now, because titles are unfair, let's just look at the tickets, shall we?

John McCain/Sarah Palin
Aha! Monarch Ninja Clips!
Join A Chimp's Anal Ranch!

Barack Obama/Joseph Biden
Pacemaker Ban, Boob Jihads
A Babied Monarch's Peak Job

Hmm.

What about going with the way the tickets actually look?

Obama/Biden
Babied Moan
A Bad Men Bio

McCain/Palin
Calm in Panic
Picnic, LA man.

Hmm, it appears that the letters are favoring McCain for the time being. If I were him, I would change my campaign slogan to "Calm in Panic."