I DON'T GET POETRY

Seriously.

I don't get it.

Some people write it
and it's kind of pretty
like a Sunday cumscab
but I still
don't
get it.

Maybe you're like me,
and you think
that it's all pretentious bullshit

pauses

and line-
breaks

with no
meaning.

Some assholes even play; with p.un.c.ua.t.ion & symbols & weird
                                 fucking
                  spacing
              and
           shit
        like
      that
    and
   I
  think
   it's
    really
      fucking
         obnoxious.

If that one bitch wrote poetry
she would probably
make her words
look like a
vagina.

ALSO: I REALLY DISLIKE MILITANT FEMINISTS

Then there are the fucking forms;
some are stupidly
based on syllable counts and
are all asian, yo.

Some still are based on meter and rhyme
shit like that takes too much fucking time.

I don't get it.