What God Hates

This just in: among things that God hates, and this time according to google and not Fred Phelps, we can now include shrimp, ireland, amputees (!!!), sweden, a coward, and furries.

This made me curious about a few things, namely, other things that other incarnations of God might hate. I was wondering what Jesus and maybe Allah would have hated on.

It turns out that Jesus isn't a big fan of zombies, which is funny, considering he was the first one. Jesus also seems to dislike figs and, predictably, dislikes sin.

Allah, on the other hand, seems to be pretty chill.